Randy Moss and the Found Cell Phone
I just heard a great joke that I had to pass along. Not sure where it originated, but kudos to the author. Here goes:
Randy Moss came up to the ref and said, “I found your cell phone, so I wanted to return it to you.” The puzzled ref replied, “Thanks, but how did you know it was mine?” Randy answered, “Because of all the missed calls!” Baddum bump.
